Peeg Roast

Last weekend, the neighbors, they took me to a peeg roast. I ride in the beeg motor home.

I did not know what a peeg roast was, so I trust them. Beeg mestake! I don't know what this guy did, but he not sitting in a jacuzi! It did not look like they were happy with him.


They have him in there for like many many hours, and then he look like this....

And they cut heem up and eat heem!!

Me, I only eat the bugs there. I no eat on this guy.

A monster named Dover

no rock, just dash

Last weekend, the neighbors, they took me in their van for a drive that took a about 3 hours. I heard them talk about Dover. I don't know who Dover is, but they made me spend the night in the van with them waiting for her. There were no rocks for me to be warm on, so I try to use the man for heat, but he make too much noise with his nose when he sleep. In the morning we go for a long hike and end up where there were many many peoples, but I do not think that any of them were named Dover, because they were all talking about her roaring to life. I think she may just scare me if that is the case. The lady, she put me down in a bag so I could ride there and stay warm.

We went up many many steps (I was glad I was in the bag, cause I could never climb them). We sat down and I knew that we were going to meet Dover, I just hope she like me.

Me, waiting for Dover

De man, he try to be funny making like bunny ears behind my head!

There was big noise and many cars drive away, but they come back. This is a crazy road, cause it is just a bunch of left turns, and they end up back where we were sitting. They did this like 400 times and then they wave a funny looking flag, and all the peoples, they were either cheering, or cussing. I am not sure why. They tell me that there is a geico here. I am related to the geico's, but they say he was not fast enough to be here on sunday, what ever that means, I did not get to meet him or this Dover woman, just a bunch of stinky people.

I sit across from this car. I like the green color, it reminds me of my mother.

We went back to the neighbors house and I never did get to meet Dover.

Hula

After the neighbors helped me write a message to Meez Janet, she didn't just get me accessories, she got me my very own hula outfit! Ok, the coconut bra was a leetle bit embarassing, but you had to go with the whole ensemble!

Welcome

Hello, my name is Lee Zard, and I used to live on the pool of a very nice man and woman. But they loved their owls much better than me. They would put sparkly things on them to scare the birds away. Why, the owls now even have sparkly hula skirts. Me, they never dressed me up. The most I could hope for was for me to be put in one of the dumb owls mouth as a message to the black birds to STAY AWAY! or the owls will eat you too! But now, thanks to some very kind and observant neighbors, who translated a letter for me, Meez Janet got me some accessories too! But I am going to stay with the neighbors, they say they are going to let me go with them this summer. I have no idea where, but I promise to write often. Oh, and pictures too! Keep an eye out for me, you may never know where I may show up!